I See Everything
When you have a fairly newborn baby, people love coming up and telling you all kinds of crap to try and get you down. All kinds of crap about how to feed them and put them to sleep. Then they try and tell you that the baby doesn't really know you, can't hear, can't taste or smell. "Oh, you know they can't really see yet!" Well to all you @ssh*les with all the great advice, you can shut the hell up now.
Ray's been able to see pretty well for quite a while now. You can even go back to Oct 5th, and check out the video of him about 15 min old as he watches and follows me with his eyes. Ok, I understand there are points where young babies come in and out of doing extraordinary things like looking at you, speaking the miraculously clear word or phrase, or lifting a burning vehicle off of their mother's unconscious body, but he's shown honest to goodness interest in things he sees. Like I said, he's been doing it for a while, but the last few days he's been looking only at things far from him. Finding interest in all things distant. Especially if those things aren't mom and dad. The picture to the left is Ray checking out all the fish in the massive tank at the mall. He could probably stand, er, have us stand, there for hours. Usually when we ride in the red car, he just falls asleep, but lately he can't help but check out all the cool stuff passing by. He even gets angry if Sow covers him to keep him out of the sun. "I need to see, mommy!" Ok, it actually sounds more like a high pitched squeal, but we get the idea pretty quick.I get the idea he sees and hears more than we even think. Boy, we gotta get that kid his own room soon!
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Dude,
Wait until he sees World of Warcraft! He won't be able to tak his eyes off it! ;)
I don't believe babies can see, per se, I believe they see more like the wolves see in the movie, "Wolfen" or like Arnold Schwarzenegger in "The Terminator."
They could also sense the colors of ones aura, or pick up heat and sense fear with the tip of their tongue.
Sometimes those squeals and clicks and silly noises and blood curdling shrieks if recorded and played backwards reveal complex thoughts and horrifying insights into a kaballistic and demonic other world.
Those that have never had children know that babies are not cute, it's a fact, it suggests that maybe newborn babies using unknowns frequencies and subliminal communications have altered the nature of personal reality to the parent or those nearby.
If you hear any parent bragging on their child be aware that person is not who they once were. They should not be punished, they should be pitied, or even hospitalized.
Many folk tales, mountain stories and legends suggest one remedy may be to surround the child in a circle of sticky rice to ward off its suggestive powers.
Please be safe!
You know your own baby best. Tell those nosey "knowledge"-givers to fuck off. Please!
Oh don't you love those people....I was on a plane once with a crying baby (the mother was doing everything in her power but the baby's ears were hurting). I swear I saw every woman in the plane go up and give advice....later I told the mother she was amazingly patient to not blow up at all those people.....
I agree with Jodi - you know your own baby.
And he is damn cute!
Those are just 2 examples of "breeders" under the suggestive powers of those small demonic beings.
Please be aware that you should not post any more photographs of your child if his eyes are visible in the picture. Scientists now believe these ungodly creatures can manipulate us through photographs!
It is said, from just gazing at a picture of an infant, that the weak mind of a female can be manipulated into believing that she needs to have sex immediately, un protected sex!
If you happen to be a female and have seen the photographs of Aaron's young offspring, Ray (Ray, like a beam of laser light emiting from his eyes? Hmmm...) and feel these stirrings of sexual desire in your "lady-business" telling you, that you need a baby... you must seek help immediately!
Please feel free to contact me, I am an expert at removing any sexual desire a female might have!
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